nicevagina:

don’t wake me up early in the morning unless you want sex

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

distinctmemory:

I want someone to love me the way I love others.

It might sound conceited to say that,

But I love so fiercely.

I just want that for once. 

"Believe me, one day you’ll get tired of all of it and your brain will just tell you that you’ve had enough. There will be no tears, no pain, no second thoughts, and it’ll be easy for you to walk away. Because the truth is, you have been slowly walking away, a step at a time, every time he breaks your heart. And when the time comes that it’ll be easy, it’ll be because the door is already right behind you, all you’ll have to do is turn, open it and leave."


  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
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